The Magical Life of a Drag Queen

I'm a drag queen, and I am magic.

"Networking"

They have “networking” as an option on dating sites and apps so you can screen out patent douchebags and people who click on everything indiscriminately.

"Discreet"

NOTHING looks gayer than a man conspicuously attempting to not look gay.

Being a gay man who isn’t terribly fond of men is an interesting twist.

Today at work there was a blackberry bigger than the head of my cock, and I was just like OK MONSANTO, YOU WIN.

I came home and found my moisturizer on the back of the toilet. And this is why you never live with straight guys.

It’s all going to be ok, you guys.

It’s all going to be ok, you guys.